Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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