Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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