i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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