Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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