I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We were destined to go to rehab together
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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