you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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