I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You smell like stripper and shame
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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