mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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