On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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