i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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