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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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