At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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