is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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