Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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