But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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