Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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