i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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