I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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