We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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