Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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