Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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