is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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