I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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