I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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