Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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