i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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