no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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