Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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