She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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