i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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