Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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