I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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