your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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