at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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