There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am available for nakedness
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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