Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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