why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
