i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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