I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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