I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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