He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
