it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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