You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
