I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
my poor anus
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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