so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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