are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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