My pussy is not your playground.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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