my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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