roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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