READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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