Are we in a gay sports bar?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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