Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
high people should be assigned attendants
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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