I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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