if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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