The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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