I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just cropdusted the office
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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