Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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