i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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