you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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