i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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