this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I understand Curling. That high.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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