Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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